Guilty Pleasures...

1. Bacon Bullies in Prison (DAILY STAR)
2. Subway Worker Throws Pot of Soup on Would Be Robber in Ghost Mask (SUN TIMES)
3. Chick-Fil-A Graffiti: Tastes Like Freedom … No Jail for Artist (TMZ)
4. Ind. teen allegedly stabbed man who ate his food (SF GATE)
5. Waffle House Chairman Required Employee to Perform Sex Acts (ABC NEWS)
6. Nine-Year Old Boy Spends Parents’ Life Savings on Candy; Is Crowned King of Kids (And World’s Worst Son) (GAWKER)
7. Thief Steals Car Used To Deliver Chinese Food And Then Makes The Deliveries! (RADAR ONLINE)
8. New York Steak & Lobster Rustler Busted (UPI)
9. 18-Tons of Chocolate Stolen in Austria (USA TODAY)
10. Porn Star Briana Banks Busted for DUI at McDonald’s Drive-Thru (TMZ)

On tonight’s menu…

1. 3D Printed Pasta Served at Google Cafeteria (PSFK)
2. Sonic puts edible logos on burgers for football fans (FANIQ)
3. Julia Child Foundation Sues Over Maker for Using Chefs Name & Image Without Permission (WASHINGTON POST)
4. First Waffle House Restaurant Now Historic Landmark (SACRAMENTO BEE)
5. ‘Do Me’ a flavor: Ben & Jerry slap porn copycats (NY POST)
6. McDonald’s Opens First Ever Vegetarian Outlet in India (EATER)

Guilty Pleasures…

1. Deputies: Shots fired at Augusta Waffle House stemmed from Facebook  (WRDW)
2. ‘Spiceman’ charged for tossing seasoning at would-be thief  (CNEWS)
3. Woman arrested after punching Red Lobster waitress over WRONG ORDER (DAILY MAIL)
4. Garlic bread murderer caught with Valium behind bars (DAILY RECORD)
5. Louboutin Attacker Makes U.K. News, Woman Hunt On (EATER)
6. Four indicted in Chicago for ‘washing,’ reselling moldy cheese (SUN TIMES)
7. Man Charged with Assaulting Mother Over Snack (SOUTH WEST MINNEAPOLIS PATCH)
8. Drunk Man Holds Up Gas Station With Hot Dog Tongs! (PEREZ HILTON)
9. Man Attacks Wife With Cheez-Its After Earth Day Concert (HUFFINGTON POST)
10. Cops: Arrested McDonald’s Worker Sweetened Patrons’s Tea With His Own Phlegm (THE SMOKING GUN)

Guilty Pleasures…

1. Panda Express restaurant sued by feds (MERCURY NEWS)
2. Chef attacks staff after AA Gill brands meal ‘disgusting’ (TELEGRAPH)
3. Dinner Debate Turns Into Basil Attack (NBC MIAMI)
4. Drug dealer told police he was chocolate salesman (BURNLEY EXPRESS)
5. Breastaurant Waitress Arrested for Skimming Customer Credit Cards (ZAGAT)
6. Celebrity Chef Tyler Florence Sued Over Baby Food (FOODISTA)
7. Men try to hide lobster in underwear in porta-potty (KEYSNET)
8. Man Crashes Truck Into Waffle House Trying to Kill His Wife (EATER)
9. Mobile, Alabama Chef Wesley True Charges For Stolen Soap (EATER)
10. Taco Bell Crime of the Week: Creepy Employee Handcuffs Himself to Fellow Employee Who Spurned Advances! (OC WEEKLY)
11. Food Network Suing Guy Fieri’s Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (GOTHAMIST)
12. Gerard Butler sued by former restaurant employees (NY POST)

Guilty Pleasures…

1. Fla. Police: Dispute over Thin Mints gets physical (SF GATE)
2. Woman Busted For Fondling Female Coworker At Waffle House (THE SMOKING GUN)
3. Busted for Lasagne (UNDER THE TUSCAN GUN)
4. Chili’s faces pointed allegations (THE DAILY TIMES)
5. Estate of man sues Starbucks over death (STL TODAY)
6. Conviction Kitchen, where rejection is a way of life (SMH)