Guilty Pleasures...

1. Bacon Bullies in Prison (DAILY STAR)
2. Subway Worker Throws Pot of Soup on Would Be Robber in Ghost Mask (SUN TIMES)
3. Chick-Fil-A Graffiti: Tastes Like Freedom … No Jail for Artist (TMZ)
4. Ind. teen allegedly stabbed man who ate his food (SF GATE)
5. Waffle House Chairman Required Employee to Perform Sex Acts (ABC NEWS)
6. Nine-Year Old Boy Spends Parents’ Life Savings on Candy; Is Crowned King of Kids (And World’s Worst Son) (GAWKER)
7. Thief Steals Car Used To Deliver Chinese Food And Then Makes The Deliveries! (RADAR ONLINE)
8. New York Steak & Lobster Rustler Busted (UPI)
9. 18-Tons of Chocolate Stolen in Austria (USA TODAY)
10. Porn Star Briana Banks Busted for DUI at McDonald’s Drive-Thru (TMZ)

Guilty Pleasures…

1. Panda Express restaurant sued by feds (MERCURY NEWS)
2. Chef attacks staff after AA Gill brands meal ‘disgusting’ (TELEGRAPH)
3. Dinner Debate Turns Into Basil Attack (NBC MIAMI)
4. Drug dealer told police he was chocolate salesman (BURNLEY EXPRESS)
5. Breastaurant Waitress Arrested for Skimming Customer Credit Cards (ZAGAT)
6. Celebrity Chef Tyler Florence Sued Over Baby Food (FOODISTA)
7. Men try to hide lobster in underwear in porta-potty (KEYSNET)
8. Man Crashes Truck Into Waffle House Trying to Kill His Wife (EATER)
9. Mobile, Alabama Chef Wesley True Charges For Stolen Soap (EATER)
10. Taco Bell Crime of the Week: Creepy Employee Handcuffs Himself to Fellow Employee Who Spurned Advances! (OC WEEKLY)
11. Food Network Suing Guy Fieri’s Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (GOTHAMIST)
12. Gerard Butler sued by former restaurant employees (NY POST)

Guilty Pleasures…

1. Celebrity chef’s Lamborghini stolen in S.F. heist (SF GATE)
2. Burger King Gay Bashing: “A Whopper of a Hate Crime” (MIAMI NEW TIMES)
3. Dine-and-dash accusation against actor Gary Collins dismissed (REUTERS)
4. Armed robbers get away with … schnitzel and salad (M&C)
5. Candy bar thief nabbed: Shaker Heights Police Blotter (CLEVELAND.COM)
6. Police hunt for mother who smashed up shop and attacked assistants after they sold out of her favourite £2.20 cupcake (DAILY MAIL)
7. Fisherman purloins 240,000 oysters (SMH)
8. France: Oyster thief arrested in Oleron (BBC)
9. Story of ex-con, Dave’s Killer Bread bring explosive growth to Oregon bakery (THE REPUBLIC)
10. Couple Passes Out At Fast-Food Restaurant (WLKY)

Guilty Pleasures…

1. Shawnee woman gets more than seven years for poisoning salsa at Lenexa restaurant (KANSAS CITY)
2. Documents shine light on candy stolen from Somerville Police station (WICKED LOCAL)
3. Disney Nacho Cheese Lawsuit: Family of 4-Year-Old Sues Over Burns from Meal at Magic Kingdom (CBS NEWS)
4. Nine Arrested In Soup Kitchen Drug Raid (WFTV)
5. Lawsuit: Glass Found In McDonald’s Sandwich (CBS LOCAL)
6. Durham woman sought after food stolen from church (WRAL)

Guilty Pleasures…

1. You must eat your way out of this cotton candy prison cell (I09)
2. Man guilty of robbing store; hot chocolate was the weapon (MISSOULIAN)
3. Brawl over Easter candy results in ban from Walmart (SALISBURY POST)
4. Convicted oyster, crab poacher arrested again (BALTIMORE SUN)
5. Oysters stolen on NSW south coast (ABC)
6. Ex-cook in Evesham gets jail time for fouling cop’s food (COURIER POST ONLINE)
7. Lobster discrepancy sees $18,000 clawed back from Richmond restaurant (VANCOUVER SUN)
8. Under Lox & Key: Fish Thief Borsch-Belted in Brooklyn (NY POST)
9. Restaurant charged for refusing service to blind woman (TORONTO SUN)
10. Ex-criminals cook up a second chance at life with appearance on Conviction Kitchen (HERALD SUN)