Guilty pleasures…

1. Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle (REUTERS)
2. Publisher Really Burns Chefs’ Cookies (COURTHOUSE NEWS)
3. Man will not kill wife for not cooking egg: Bombay HC (BHASKAR)
4. The Death Penalty’s Last Meal of Troy Davis (THE FASTER TIMES)
5. Midwest Farmers Are on Alert Against Pig Thieves (NY TIMES)
6. Four busted for lobster felonies (KEYS NET)
7. Slapped over less salt in food, man slit employer’s throat (INDIAN EXPRESS)
8. Man who nailed bacon to mosque door walks free (SHIELDS GAZETTE)
9. Homeowner finds burglar frying bacon in kitchen (BDT ONLINE)
10. Man Sues White Castle Because He Can’t Fit In Seats (FIT PEREZ)
11. Men Smirk, Eat Candy While Receiving Sentence (NBC NEWS)
12. Man Calls 911 After Walking Up To Drive-Through, Denied Food (WFTV)

Let’s go shopping…

1. Scandal of high cost of fruit and vegetables (MIRROR)
2. Tesco opens ‘drive-through’ supermarket (HARLOW STAR)
3. Scent Machines Invade A Grocery Store (FRIENDS EAT)
4. Why supermarket shoppers always reach for that tempting treat in the middle of the shelf (DAILY MAIL)
5. British supermarket giant Tesco exits Japan (BUSINESS INQUIRER)
6. Renovo Capital may take over bankrupt Andronico’s (SF GATE)
7. Whole Foods tests Wellness Clubs for healthier eating (USA TODAY)
8. Supermarket Rolls Out Shopping Carts with Built-in iPad Docks (TECHLAND)
9. Bethenny Frankel ‘Skinnygirl’ YANKED from Whole Foods (TMZ)
10. Family-owned Ward’s Supermarket started as a small pole barn in 1951 (GAINSVILLE.COM)

Let’s go shopping…

1. U.K.’s First Drive-Through Supermarket (STORES)
2. Toronto grocery store to reopen after illness sent customers to hospital (MONTREAL GAZETTE)
3. Diane Sawyer looks for ‘what works’ at Louisville grocery (COURIER JOURNAL)
4. New Whole Foods tempts beer-lovers (SF GATE)
5. Supermarket bosses order boy aged TWO to take down hood ‘for security reasons’ (DAILY MAIL)
6. Woman, two children arrested for abandoning frozen baby bodies at supermarket (MANICHI DAILY NEWS)

On tonight’s menu…

1. Gourmet magazine revived for the iPad (NY TIMES)
2. Unilever’s Smile-Activated Ice Cream Machine (PSFK)
3. Freak accident kills man in McDonald’s drive-through (NEWSNET5)
4. The bold “pay-what-you-want” restaurant experiment (SALON)
5. McDonald’s faces lawsuit over Happy Meals (LA TIMES)
6. Waitrose plans regal entry into U.S. food market (REUTERS)

Celebrating cuisine…

1. At celebrity-named restaurants, fame is what’s cooking (CNN)
2. Extreme Eating Around the World (CHANNEL 4)
3. Gourmet grilled cheese (MADISON.COM)
4. 2010 Cookbook Awards Announced (IACP)
5. Cheesecake Factory nearly doubles earnings as traffic swells (MEDILL REPORTS)
6. Colbert Report: Nailed ‘Em – Drive-Through Rapping (COMEDY CENTRAL)