A roundup of new products:

1. Guy Fieri’s S’mores Indoors Pizza Is an Abomination (SERIOUS EATS)
2. Haggis Potato Chips are ‘Distinctively Scottish’ (FOOD BEAST)
3. Stacked Wine Saves Precious Drinking Time (INCREDIBLE THINGS)
4. Collapsible Funnel (GINSEY)
5. This Gadget Sucks Food Out of Your Stomach (MASHABLE)
6. Spill Wine On Your Tablecloth: Go Ahead, You’re Supposed To (HUFFINGTON POST)

Bottoms Up!

1. A new way of measuring pretentiousness (SLATE)
2. Drinkers of fake Pinot Noir get a break from sour grapes (REUTERS)
3. Sloshed: How to Order a Proper Drink in Any Bar, Anywhere (GRUB STREET)
4. Suit: Wine expert created blog to trash Yelp critic (SUN TIMES)
5. The Geography of Binge Drinking (THE ATLANTIC)
6. Starbucks Coffee, Sure … But Starbucks Booze? (DAILY FINANCE)

Bottoms Up!

1. Coors tops Consumer Reports’ beer test (MERCURY NEWS)
2. 2011: The Year in Irresponsible Drinking (EATER)
3. America’s Drunkest Cities of 2011, From Las Vegas to Boston – SLIDE SHOW (THE DAILY BEAST)
4. Beers in Baghdad: Remembering the World’s Most Dangerous Bar (WIRED)
5. Pairing wine with Asian food (CANADA)
6. White Castle giving sales of beer and wine a shot (COLUMBUS DISPATCH)

Bottoms Up!

1. Cider: Spain’s other great alcoholic beverage (GADLING)
2. Sake 101: Skip it with sushi; try it with a spicy dish (TODAY)
3. Booze bender atop a 120,000 volt electricity pole for lovelorn man (METRO)
4. Queen lays on riding lessons to stop bored staff drinking (DAILY RECORD)
5. Like a fine wine: Ivana Trump displays her ageless beauty as she launches new vintage vino with daughter Ivanka (DAILY MAIL)
6. Make Mine a Vinegar Solution (NY TIMES)

Bottoms up…

1. Winehouse death leads to alcohol detox warnings (CBC)
2. Memorializing Amy: Ashes to ashes, booze and butts (GLOBE & MAIL)
3. $44 Million Dollar Bottle of Liqueur (FOOD BEAST)
4. Author of Debt Ceiling Austerity Plan Spotted Drinking $350 Bottle of Wine (FRIENDS EAT)
5. The Wine Lover’s Tech Guide (GEEK SUGAR)
6. Rare, cult-like bourbon keeps patrons thirsty for more (WTOP)