Guilty Pleasures…

1. Rat meat sold as lamb in latest China food scandal (YAHOO!)
2. Man Sues Airline Over Soda Spat (GMA)
3. Starving Settlers in Jamestown Colony Resorted to Eating a Child (SMITHSONIAN MAG)
4. Hitler’s Food Taster Tells of Poisoning Fears (CBS NEWS)
5. Suspect’s To-Do List Included Pepsi & Coke (THE SMOKING GUN)
6. Florida Restaurant Offering Lion Meat Tacos (ABC NEWS)

Guilty Pleasures…

1. Nutella theft in German town valued at over $20K (CBC)
2. Big cheese: Italy cops arrest mozzarella king over mafia links (NBC NEWS)
3. China jails 6 for selling dirty cooking oil as new (BOSTON)
4. Man tries to steal restaurant’s computer, pretends to be manager (LA TIMES)
5. Alleged Tick Tock Diner Plot Is a Meta Murder Scheme (NY MAG)
6. Man Steals $75,000 Worth Of Campbell’s Soup (TIME)
7. Woman Robs Bank With a Jar of Spaghetti Sauce (TIME)
8. Candy Bandits Accused of Stealing Thousands of Candy Bars From Kroger (WREG)
9. Erwin Lingitz, Retired Minnesota Man, Claims Supervalu Had Him Arrested For Stealing Free Samples (HUFFINGTON POST)
10. Chef Stabs Man After Complaint About Service (SMART COMPANY)
11. Burglary suspect plucked from roof of KFC in The Heights
12. Bags of Pot Found in Joe’s Crab Shack Dumpster (SF EXAMINER)

Guilty Pleasures…

1. Demand for China chopsticks killing trees: lawmaker (GLOBAL POST)
2. Pub landlord stabbed as he fights off muggers one-handed… to preserve his fish and chips (WISBECH STANDARD)
3. Coca-Cola drinking ‘linked to New Zealander’s death’ (BBC)
4. 13,200 Boxes of Unsold, Perfectly Delicious Girl Scout Cookies Destroyed Rather Than Donated (GAWKER)
5. Oregon residents chip in to buy Girl Scout cookies after fake order burns troops (FOX NEWS)
6. Animal Rights Group Sues Wine Country Restaurant For Breaking Foie Gras Ban (CBS LOCAL)
7. Toddlers still mistake detergent pods for candy (USA TODAY)
8. Illinois Man Charged In 21-Ton Cheese Heist – VIDEO (ABC NEWS)
9. 25 middle school students denied lunch (UPI)
10. Pork found in Ikea’s moose lasagna (SF GATE)

Guilty Pleasures…

1. Brits In Stink Over £10m Garlic Scam (POLICE ORACLE)
2. Half of the World’s Food is Just Thrown Away (INDEPENDENT)
3. Hamburgers Pulled from UK Supermarket Shelves After Tests Reveal Horse Meat (NBC NEWS)
4. Woman Charged in Ice Cream Assault (UPI)
5. McDonald’s Settles Suit Over Islamic Diet in US (FOX NEWS)
6. Georgia Men Accused of Stealing 65K Worth of Tyson’s Chicken Wings (FIT PEREZ)
7. Man Attacked Restaurant Worker with Chopsticks (SCOTSMAN)
8. LA Grand Jury Indicts The Hump Sushi Chefs in Whale Meat Case (LA TIMES)
9. Assuring Chinese Finish Their Live Lobster Sashimi: The Chinese Communist Party wants you to clean your plate, and it’s not afraid to barge into the dining room and take matters into official hands if you don’t (BLOOMBERG)
10. Scottish chef murders girlfriend who said she wasn’t hungry (NY DAILY NEWS)

Guilty Pleasures…

1. Candy Cigarettes Bring Warning for St. Paul Sweet Shop Owner (CBS NEWS)
2. Chef jailed for fowl play during chicken breast brawl (EADT)
3. Docs Discover Drug Spiked Eggplant Sent Beijing Diners to Hospital (NPR)
4. Maple Syrup Heist (CNN)
5. Fishy Caviar Dealer Avoids Jail Time (NY DAILY NEWS)
6. Two Men Jailed for Looking Gay After Ordering Baileys Irish Cream Acquitted (NATIONAL POST)